Gimme a beak!

~Ok, I am sitting here laughing my ass off. Eddie Murphy got married, what like 2 weeks ago and it is over already!! WTH! Marriage is a sacred institution. Maybe Mr. Murphy needs a different kind of institution! Ya know, the kind with padded walls and Brit-Brit in the next room!!! Gimme a break!

~Speaking of Brit-Brit - buying home pregnancy tests. NOOOOOOOooooooooo, please, not another Spears spawn! Gimme a break!

~ EXTRA, EXTRA - Simon Cowell DOES have a heart! A little one, but he has one!

~OJ is in jail! OJ is in jail! OJ is in jail! Sorry, I just like saying that!! OJ is in jail! I give KUDOS and APPLAUSE to the Judge in Vegas that had him locked up. AND that she had the conviction to tell him he is arrogant and ignorant! APPLAUSE APPLAUSE.

~So, this guy is suing Kroger's because HE was a microwave popcorn addict and has a lung disease linked to the artificial butter in the popcorn. WTF????? Did Kroger's kidnap him everyday and force him to buy it and then shove it down his throat???? There is way too much litigation in this country. People, TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS! This isn't Boston Legal and there isn't really an Alan Shore or Denny Crane, Denny Crane. OY! Gimme a break!

~ Hmmmm, I got pretty fat again. Maybe I can sue the grocery store for allowing me to buy the crap I bought! Oh, maybe if they stopped me, I would be thinner again but then I could SUE them for not allowing me to buy what I WANTED!! Gimme a break.

~ I am so disgusted about the Marine that raped another Marine - then allegedly killed her before she could testify. Why wasn't she protected better?? And why wasn't he detained?? They found his truck but not him. Please give some justice to this poor young woman and her family.

~Should it matter what the religion of our next president is?

~If we didn't have olive branches to extend, there would never have been olives and no olive oil.
So, if ya need to...extend an olive branch. It'll make ya feel better and keep us all in olive oil! Oh, and if ya do extend an olive branch, really mean it. Don't just do it - be it.

~ Why won't my new profile picture load??????? I have tried a dozen times. Gimme a break - please!!

~I like Al Gore. I really do. But, how does this bitter cold we are expecting explain Global Warming??? I feel like I am global freezing - - and it isn't even as cold as it is gonna get by the weekend! Gimme a break!

~What should I make for dinner?

Ok, now I am pushing it and grasping for somthing to say!

I guess I am done for now. My brain is cold and hungry!!

(and special {{{hugs}}} and ♥'s to Brian if ya stop in ;)

Until next time...