I copied this from my friend Cher's blog. I thought it was hysterical!! Enjoy!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday."I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
9 comments:
Amen to that! lol!
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BB, welcome to my blog! Yaakova guilted me into this and now I can't stop!
BTW, I love yours and your kids are gorgeous. Their names are great, too. I am rather fond of jewels myself!!!
Hee hee hee :)
I laughed so much at your post that my dog had came in to see what was going on.
I did not mean to leave the word "had" in the middle of my last comment! I DO use correct grammar, I swear!
Y, that's funny. I promise, this is not a grading period! If I had to grade on grammar, I would flunk myself, I start typing away and grammar gets lost in the shuffle. Even worse would be my typing grade. However, when I get to finally publish my list of things I don't like, poor grammar is one of them!! And words like alot, irregardless, nucular...!
BTW, when will you be updating your blog, huh?
Thanks Maureen!
Blogging is kind of addictive, isn't it?!
And please do get stuck into Yaakova about updating her blog - she's letting the team down! Lol! I have already had a go at her, maybe she will listen to you.
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Hey! I updated my blog!
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Yay! I saw and I commented!
WOW! It's sad how true that is...
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