Wednesday, November 21, 2007

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

I hope that you all are able to spend the day with those that love you the most.

Take time to recognize the things we DO have to be thankful for.

Try to remember to tell the people you love that you love them and are thankful for them. I'm saying it to you all now ;)

HAPPY GIVING OF THANKS!


Until next time...

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

WHEN THE $#IT HITS THE FAN

I'm writing this in a brown font today. Seems appropriate. There's a proverb - when the shit hits the fan. It kinda really did.

I have a blocked pipe in my house.
Shit has exploded out of the toilet in the guest bathroom.
Not really exploded, but sorta boiled over and oozed all over the bathroom, and even under the closed door.
It is an understatement to say it is disgusting.
Why am I sitting here and blogging when there is a shitload of crap going on? Because the plumbers - yes 2 of them - are trying to fix this mess.
Nothing I can do at the moment.
Did I mention the snake they used sprayed shit all over the walls, too?
Decor goes to trashbags.
This is day 2.
I can not use the water.
Nor the upstairs bathroom.
I had to stay at a hotel last night.
Nothing I can do at this point in time, except wait for the gallons of tears that have been dammed up inside waiting to pour out.
I guess that will finally happen when they give me the bill.
Or when I have to begin sanitizing my entire house - top to bottom.
GOT BLEACH.

It's ironic, you think things are shitty, then they really are.

Until next time...